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Ode to an Espresso Bean
By : Assorted Persons

On top of my coffee, all covered with cream
Sat my precious chocolate covered
Espresso bean
When somebody screamed

I threw up my coffee it fell on the floor
And then my espresso bean
Rolled near the door

In came my brother dressed for the beach
And kicked my chocolate covered
Espresso bean
Out of my reach

I got down beside it
And reached out my hand
And then something happened that
I hadn’t planed

A largish type lady sat down with a flop
And then my poor chocolate covered
Espresso bean
Took one giant hop

It fell in a daisy pot on the front stoop
And now my poor chocolate covered
Espresso bean
Is nothing but soup

I scooped it out quickly
It looked rather sad and now my poor
Espresso bean
Taste really bad

Then all of a sudden, to my great surprise
My eyes started popping and
I broke out in hives

I stayed in the hospital for nearly a week
And all of the staff there
Thought I was a geek

When I was discharged I staggered
To the door and
Made up my mind to go back for more